well where do u start we was half board but you could not get a breakfast every morn they was no cups no plates no coffee or tea we had 2 go and eat out you could not change any money they didnt do it uyou have to queaue for ur dinner if thats whot you called it chips chips and more chips.i would not go there again if you paid me staff not friendley poolbar not good dont go there

Avoid this hotel if at all possible, if you book All inclusive, drinks stop at 2130 and then go on sale at inflated prices (2 euro a half pint beer)the drinks are 'thinned down' during the day, and the management tell the staff to limit service to certain people like big familys, one lady was told her children eat too much !!
a lady broke her foot after falling on the slippery steps and got no help or sympathy from staff, she asked for a wheelchair for some mobility, and was told there was none and it was not his problem! some guests found that there was a wheelchair in the basement while storing luggage, tried to get it to the girl and hotel owner and manager went wild, shouting and screaming that it was not the guests responsibility to help her, and as a crowd of unhappy guests gathered he changed his mind and let the lady use it to get to her room, then he took it back, his excuse was that there was Too many accidents at hotel and he could not help everyone??
that is the problem with the Telemachus TOO MANY ACCIDENTS !! every day someone was hurt mainly in the pool area, broken tiles, broken tables and chairs laminate hanging from table tops and the sunbeds are a disaster, my wife cut her foot on one that had been repaired badly with a 50mm screw through a 20mm bar with screw point facing inwards just where the foot goes!!
one little boy went exploring as boys do, opened an unmarked unlocked door and found himself out on the roof above the pool area!!
every day someone was hurt or had a complaint, I wont even write about the food, we were b&b and ate out, even breakfast, but the standing joke among the all inclusive guests was that the first prize in the Karaoke competition was to be downgraded to bed an breakfast, that about sums it up.
we love Corfu and Dassia and have been going for many years but we will never ever return to the Telemachus, you have been warned !!